WelcomeToMyLife

Please know that there are much better things in life than being lonely or liked or bitter or mean or self conscious. We are all full of shit. Go love someone just because, I know your heart may be badly bruised, or even the victim of numerous knifings but it will always heal even if you don’t want it to, it keeps going. There are the most fantastic, beautiful things and people out there, I promise. It’s up to you to find them.

September 16, 2014 at 11:38pm
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kissmeok:

love/couples

kissmeok:

love/couples

11:33pm
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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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11:30pm
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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

11:29pm
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kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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11:29pm
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elisetheviking:

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"It’s every month?"

"I thought it just lasted a couple years"

"It can go for 5 days in a row?!?!" 

"Why don’t guys uteruses shed?"

*upon seeing a pad* “Why did someone flatten this tampon?”

No but what if these guys end up being single dads or a parent where a mother role is not there? How are they going to help their daughters then?? Both sex-ed and men need to straighten up damn

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11:28pm
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11:27pm
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rock-quote:

Rock Quotes

rock-quote:

Rock Quotes

11:26pm
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Reblogged from merankoria

14 years old: I'm young but I know what I want. This isn't that hard, I'm all grown up already and have everything figured out.
17 years old: Well, this is a little harder than I thought. School is almost ending. What am I going to do with my life?
21 years old: What the fuck is going on? Where are my socks?

11:26pm
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Reblogged from toinfinityandswann

Nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love.

— Unknown (a knot in my throat now)

(Source: toinfinityandswann, via whippings-and-apologies)

georgehottieson:

when someone gets a lyric reference you made and then continues with the next line

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